Founder, President and Chief Programmer at Seven Percent Software Solutions. But that is all a big joke. Actually, my day job is emergency dispatching for a large, metropolitan fire department in California, USA. While I have done some coding for my employer, it is more of an avocation for me.

Perl
JavaScript (and all things web -- html, css, jQuery)

are my weapons of choice. And you better believe it, I know just enough to be dangerous!